Cook time sweet potatoes

Basically a million years. Why does it take so long to cook them? Do they take a million more hours than normal potatoes? Or am I just that impatient when it comes to that delicious orange tuber?

What is kombucha?

A mushroom that hippies eat. No gracias.

Bed bug bites

We don't have them. Whew, PTL.
 

Is it illegal to shoot people with air soft guns?

I didn't actually google this...like I started typing it but then...you know, I didn't want incriminating evidence. We live on Greek row and last night some punks were partying in our alley way, directly beneath our window, at 2am. So, I was just wondering.

I wasn't going to do it.

So.

Keep about your Saturday, people!